Sometimes I wish I could go to Craigslist and trade my family for a nice, polite, quiet model instead of the angry, loud and sassy family that I have. It seems like everyone in this house is completely pissed off lately.

It’s sad. It’s effing annoying too!

I just want to scream at them sometimes and say “CAN’T YOU FREAKING PEOPLE JUST GET ALONG!?!?!?!” – but I think that would just add to the cacophony. This is why I blog – I blog so that I don’t yell at my family. I blog so that I don’t sell my son or my husband on eBay!

Did you ever get like this? Gawd I need a shot!